| Jordan is a genius |
[Aug. 5th, 2009|02:35 pm] |
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EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM A CASSINGLE INTO MY STEREO. IT'S SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE SONG ALONG WITH THE MAIN U2 GUY, BONO. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHENEVER I SLAM DOWN SOME MELODIES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY FRONT THE WORLD'S GREATEST BAND. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND AND ALL SHE DOES IS PROVE GIRLS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNINg |
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
Calvin Klein unveiled a new billboard in Manhattan.
I think it's outstanding. Not surprisingly, there are some folks who disagree.
"It's soft pornography is what it is. I don't think that just because you put Calvin Klein's name on it makes it acceptable. It's a beautiful picture, but I don't think that that's the place for it."
-Laurie Baranowski, tourist
Alright, fair enough. That's somewhat reasonable.
"I think that this company has a moral obligation to our country to display their product in an appropriate manner, especially in a public venue where you have thousands of thousands of children who will see this ad... I find this kind of ad repulsive, I find it disgusting, I find it inappropriate for a public venue. For my family of five, Calvin Klein will never see a dollar of our money."
-Randy Sharp of the American Family Association
Ah yes, that's more like it. We must protect the children. Shield their innocent eyes from moral corruption and never, ever let them have any fun. After all, today's sheltered child is tomorrow's sexually repressed creep. Excellent.
"This is graphic and intended to shock any sensibility — even in New York... New York tries to sell itself as a place for tourists, not just sexually deviant tourists."
-Wendy Wright, president of Concerned Women for America
That's right. If you're not offended and outraged by that advertisement, you are a sexual deviant.
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad we've cleared that up.
I still think it's outstanding.
/Pervert. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 15th, 2009|10:02 am] |
Hey everyone, our local sports team has just won a championship. Let's celebrate by SETTING FIRE TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
Local pride is expressed through rioting, vandalism, arson and theft? How does that work? For fucks sake, people.
I do not understand.
Dipshits. |
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| I see dumb people |
[Jun. 2nd, 2009|11:37 am] |
Behold, the greatest... oh, let's call it a sentence:
"girl kissing girl is a big sin before God den y did he create man, if u fell in luv wit ur own sex can u make babies it nonsense u ll see gay marriage i pitty dem cos if dey die they will rust in hell forever we white tink we are God,"
RUST IN HELL.
Want to know the best part? I bet this person votes. |
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| awesome |
[May. 6th, 2009|09:40 pm] |
at disneyland
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|12:08 am] |
Hey everyone! Do you know what's STILL hilarious?
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| in legal news: |
[Apr. 3rd, 2009|09:57 am] |
In Afghanistan, President Karzai has signed legislation that allows men to demand sex from their wives every four days, and to keep them indoors indefinitely. "Obedience, readiness for intercourse and not leaving the house without the permission of the husband are the duties of the wife."
Yeah, they're definitely going to respect and cooperate with Secretary Clinton. Rage.
But in much, much better news, the Iowa Supreme Court overturned the ban on same-sex marriage. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2009|01:10 pm] |
Jane's Addiction + nine inch nails. North America. 2009. Partying like it's 1991. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
They can rebuild me. They have the technology.
Surgery scheduled for Monday. This is what's being put in my hand:
Variable Axel Distal Radius Locking Plate System. That's a mouthful. And a handful. aha ha ha. *cough*
In the end, my x-rays will look like this. |
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| those godless northerners are ruining the economy, stupid |
[Nov. 21st, 2008|12:49 pm] |
... and the Wall Street Journal loses all credibility.
"the steady secularizing and insistent effort at dereligioning America has been dangerous. That danger flashed red in the fall into subprime personal behavior by borrowers and bankers, who after all are just people. Northerners and atheists who vilify Southern evangelicals are throwing out nurturers of useful virtue with the bathwater of obnoxious political opinions." - David Henninger, deputy editor of WSJ's editorial page |
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